proportionate

it's true, the world is a big & scary place. trust me, i know. there's a lot of big problems that need solving, huge numbers of people suffering. it's all a little overwhelming. fortunately for you, i'm no stranger to daunting tasks. why, once i almost made it all the way across the park down the street. but then there was a dog.

so don't worry, i'll take care of you, and give you a much-needed sense of proportion. and then, your life won't seem so bad.

because at least you don't have to hide from birds, or plan a three-day expedition to get upstairs.

it can always be worse.