“...to his satisfaction he realized that he had proved conclusively
that if life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford
to have is a sense of proportion.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
it's true, the world is a big & scary place. trust me, i know. there's a lot of big problems that need solving, huge numbers of people suffering. it's all a little overwhelming. fortunately for you, i'm no stranger to daunting tasks. why, once i almost made it all the way across the park down the street. but then there was a dog.
so don't worry, i'll take care of you, and give you a much-needed sense of proportion. and then, your life won't seem so bad.
because at least you don't have to hide from birds, or plan a three-day expedition to get upstairs.